Isnt this just...creepy? mafia-like even?

You know what most of us believe is REALLY Patriotic Joe? FREELY and happily giving more then 1/8th of 1% (the amount of your charitable contributions) of your income to charitable causes, DIRECTLY. You should try it, it feels GREAT, it feels....PATRIOTIC :) (ps...feel free to pass this idea onto the Obama's who gave less then 1% as well)
So now THIS makes much more sense...